Nobody's as old as Derek Brimstone

Nobody's as old as Derek Brimstone a song by Les Barker on Soniditos

A very English thing by Les Barker ,
The stealth comma by Les Barker ,
Amnesia by Les Barker ,
It was the surprise more than anything by Les Barker ,
An odd kind of ultimatum by Les Barker ,
Ode to joy by Les Barker ,
David Beckham's groin by Les Barker ,
The church of the wholly undecided by Les Barker ,
Nobody's as old as Derek Brimstone by Les Barker ,
The dipthong by Les Barker ,
Gladys by Les Barker ,
The inflatable boy by Les Barker ,
Disaster at sea by Les Barker ,
Sex is better than poetry by Les Barker ,
The civilised world by Les Barker ,