A Piano Weighs a Ton

A Piano Weighs a Ton a song by Dick Valentine on Soniditos

The Vampire Who Started It All by Dick Valentine ,
A Piano Weighs a Ton by Dick Valentine ,
Three Ferraris Ago by Dick Valentine ,
Non Binary Sluts by Dick Valentine ,
Coma Watching by Dick Valentine ,
Aqueduct Honey by Dick Valentine ,
Some Strange Reason by Dick Valentine ,
An Ocean of Poison Ivy by Dick Valentine ,
Toledo Police by Dick Valentine ,
Your Name Is Eternal by Dick Valentine ,
Hanukkah in June by Dick Valentine ,
Southern Goblin by Dick Valentine ,