The Ballad of the Dated Divorcee

The Ballad of the Dated Divorcee a song by Jackie Martling on Soniditos

The Enlisted Bed Wetter's Waltz by Jackie Martling ,
Urine The Army Now by Jackie Martling ,
She Can't Wrestle by Jackie Martling ,
But You Ought To See Her Box by Jackie Martling ,
The Ballad of the Dated Divorcee by Jackie Martling ,
It Had To Be Used by Jackie Martling ,
I've Grown Accustomed To My Fist by Jackie Martling ,
You Can Pick Your Nose by Jackie Martling ,
And You Can Pick Your Friends by Jackie Martling ,
But You Can't Wipe Your Friends On The Couch by Jackie Martling ,
I Laid My Peach On The Beach by Jackie Martling ,
And Got Sand In The Fuzz by Jackie Martling ,
Legs Are A Girl's Best Friend by Jackie Martling ,
But Even The Best Of Friends Must Soon Part by Jackie Martling ,
If You Knew Susie Like I Know Susie by Jackie Martling ,
You'd Need Some Of This Lotion Too by Jackie Martling ,
The Saran Wrap Stomp by Jackie Martling ,
Lipstick On My Dipstick by Jackie Martling ,
Music To Vacuum By by Jackie Martling ,
Use Your FInger by Jackie Martling ,
516-922-WINE by Jackie Martling ,
Come On! by Jackie Martling ,
Virgins And Vultures by Jackie Martling ,
Some Of The Language On This Album by Jackie Martling ,
May Be Objectionable by Jackie Martling ,
To Children Under 16 Years Of Age by Jackie Martling ,
If They Were Raised In A Closet by Jackie Martling ,